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Job Interview

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Recorded with the help of an internet speech robot. A mockery of sorts, but with AI development, who knows how true this may become.

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Job Interview

He said ‘Please take a seat
We have modern equipment
The top of the bill
Of modern recruitment

Right there on the screen
Is our beautiful bot
[welcome]
She will manage your talk
Tell me, isn’t she hot?

People have sex
Using pictures and deepfakes
And we have Vanessa
Who can do so much more.

I’m here for the job
[Can you specify the question]
I’m here for the job
[Can you specify the question]
I’m here for the job
[What do you mean exactly?]
I’m here for the job
[Please choose a topic

[What do you mean I'm a bot? Could you rephrase that question?]
[We are a great business with satisfied customers]

Soon I quit the attempt
Feeling oddly undone
By the answers I got
From this xml hon

Who’s a stiff digit Lady
So annoyingly pretty,
That I almost forgot
Her dimwitted speech

So I asked about life
And tomato sauce
And her favourite tune
To tease out the dross

And if she had a boyfriend
To be warm to her privates
But she kept on repeating
[I do not understand]

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from Job Interview, released March 1, 2024

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Pleudoniem Amersfoort, The Netherlands

Pleudoniem is a bass player/guitarist from the Netherlands, who is involved in a variety of projects. He draws from funk, jazz, fusion and Progressive Rock.

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